Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way..

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you..

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age..

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future..

We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail..

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it.

One thing about pain: It proves you're alive..

Do you believe in apathy at first sight?.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less..

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about..

Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?.

More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read..

If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood..

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction..

It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were..

Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable..

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards..

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to..

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about..

The majority is never right, unless it includes me..