Explore Quotes by Bill Hicks

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.