How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the crea….

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to..

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye..

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining..

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day..

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it..

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band..

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour..

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Ed….

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring..

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party..

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up..

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them..

Will there be titty? Sure. Boom! I'm a producer. Where you been all our life, boy? We been lookin for you in Hollywood..

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for..

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their….

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible ….

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas..

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ….

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me..

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?.