Occupation: Comedian Birth: December 16, 1961 Death: February 26, 1994
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very….
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious….
That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one..
I've said all that I've had to say..
I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death..
I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties..
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose ….
I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required..
I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you..
I am available for children's parties, by the way..
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus..
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake..
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final..
"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer.".
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic meri….
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people..
It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones..
I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on….
How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks and beaten half to death - step o….
I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do ….
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution..