Explore Quotes by Bill Hicks

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.