Occupation: Comedian Birth: December 16, 1961 Death: February 26, 1994
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck..
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit..
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas..
Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It'….
If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drug….
This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illus….
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing its….
I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY..
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive..
I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas..
So, it's good to be here, wherever I am..
Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs..
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid..
I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it..
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus a….
Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded..
A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it..
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the U….
I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego..
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overc….
No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery..