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Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

What does an atheist scream when they come?

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.