So, it's good to be here, wherever I am..

I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overc….

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally..

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hou….

Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It'….

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious..

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit..

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride..

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego..

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid..

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus a….

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender..

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind..

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs..

Humanity is just a virus with shoes..

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas..

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become..

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years..

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery..

A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting..