I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downsid….

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award..

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes….

Mrs. O'Hair died horribly, a victim of the world she helped to shape. Without the Deity she fought so hard against, there is no right and wrong, incr….

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn..

I don't feel like it's pressure. It's more of an obligation - not to entertain or be funny, but to have a certain levity. I mean, there's got to be a….

All parties are good..

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants….

You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being a part of the flow….

The studios don't seem to foster good writing. They're not so interested in that, but they're more interested in what worked most recently. They're d….

Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finall….

If people really want to find you, they find you..

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through b….

I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so well-written that I don'….

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him..

The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a year and a half, two years. They are getting so ….

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is ….

Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do..

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are..

I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t both….

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really ….