Each kind of story has its own problems in writing, but my main concern really is to keep the reader on his toes, or to keep the strip unpredictable.….

Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or wh….

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if….

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate th….

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unful….

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other..

Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean s….

Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! B….

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!.

I've always been a huge fan of fantasy and adventure, putting yourself in someone else's shoes, I'm sure that's why I'm an actor. It's why I played w….

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check..

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running..

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen..

Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowes….

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary..

My guess is that the editor [Cincinnati Post] wanted his own Jeff MacNelly (a Pulitzer winner at 24), and I didn't live up to his expectations. My Ci….

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unful….

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks..

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip..

Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid wi….

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin..