In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation..

If you're a painter, it's simply taken for granted that you'll spend a lot of time in museums studying great paintings, but if you're a cartoonist, i….

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement..

Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame pe….

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions..

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Na….

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes.

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big..

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport..

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional ble….

It seems the less I do and say, the better everyone likes my work!.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?.

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us..

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's ….

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?.

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out..

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and….

You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate..

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another.

A REAL job is a job you hate..

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple..