In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art..

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that ….

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what..

Saturday morning cartoons do that now, where they develop the toy and then draw the cartoon around it, and the result is the cartoon is a commercial ….

Too often cartoonists just look at other cartoonists and, after a lot of inbreeding, everyone has the same funny look. The challenge of drawing is th….

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day..

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and….

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late..

Verbing weirds language..

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?.

I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me..

If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important thing….

The problem with people is that they're only human..

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present..

Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool. Hobbes….

The score is still Q to 12!.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing..

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough..