S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Somethi….

Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came fro….

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat..

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here..

[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to c….

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed..

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves..

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it..

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants..

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively..

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself..

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know..

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction..

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess a….

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think..

Let's say that life is this square of the sidewalk. We are born at this crack and we die at that crack. Now we find ourselves somewhere inside the sq….

Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development. I assume they're either homages or satiric….

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens..

I'm pulling out different aspects of my personality in writing each character and, if I'm doing my job well, I'm being true to the situation and true….

I've been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications - the newspaper and yearb….