I'm trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how to like those a little bit..

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'.

You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with….

When you're onstage, it's a communication technique when you make people laugh. You're communicating. You're communicating with other human beings an….

Hooked on Phonics worked for me..

I saw this sign posted once, it said, "Blasting Zone Ahead." Wow. Shouldn't that read: "Road Closed?" What do you mean there's a blasting zone? What ….

So when you do board, the first class people, they're sitting there. A lot of them are working as your boarding. They have computers out and calculat….

It means a lot to me to have my kids like what I do. And that's why I limit them. But I don't want to put that pressure on them to be a fan of mine..

You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, 'You, too. You, too.' I was getting out of ….

The big yellow one is the sun!.