A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up..

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture..

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball..

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided..

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going..

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain..

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit….

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking..

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up..