Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes..

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse….

You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light up the sky..

I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "….