I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it..

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it..

Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making ….

This is what I say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal. Just because the state says it's legal, it's n….