The only guarantee of the Bill of Rights which continues to have any force and effect is the one prohibiting quartering troops on citizens in time of….

Politics, as hopeful men practise it in the world, consists mainly of the delusion that a change in form is a change in substance..

Most people want security in this world, not liberty..

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another..

Popularity--The capacity for listening sympathetically when men boast of their wives and women complain of their husbands..

In war the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one..

The intelligent, like the unintelligent, are responsive to propaganda..

The Jews could be put down very plausibly as the most unpleasant race ever heard of. As commonly encountered they lack any of the qualities that mark….

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see th….

No man ever quite believes in any other man. One may believe in an idea absolutely, but not in a man. In the highest confidence there is always a fla….

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it..

A poet over 30 is pathetic.

Human progress is furthered, not by conformity, but by aberration..

Why do men go to zoos?.

Two simple principles lie at the bottom of the whole matter, and they may be precipitated into two rules. The first is that, when there is a choice, ….

God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them..

Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would w….

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil..

He who eats alone chokes alone..

The objection to Puritans is not that they try to make us think as they do, but that they try to make us do as they think..

Governments, whatever their pretensions otherwise, try to preserve themselves by holding the individual down ... Government itself, indeed, may be re….