Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope..

I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are..

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself..

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either..

I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand..

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle..

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already b….

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that lo….

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you..

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival o….

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool..

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is sti….

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way..

Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you a….

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to..

The truth can be made up if you know how..

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piec….

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense..

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats..