Occupation: Comedian Birth: April 28, 1950
Did you hear about this 20-year-old kid named John Walker from Northern California who was apparently fighting for the Taliban?... It didn't take lon….
I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody lis….
A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from E….
A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a rem….
President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons. Th….
As you may have heard, former President Bill Clinton says he's coming here to California to help Governor Gray Davis in his recall election campaign.….
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish….
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you..
A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up..
A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usuall….
According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy on Ame….
In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, ….
Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary..
According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created. Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites beca….
Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind..
Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically Incorrect several times….
President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to talk about h….
President Obama is coming under criticism now for not meeting with his jobs council. He hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months. You know….
Seems there's a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto as gay lovers or just go….
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate..
A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate….