Occupation: Comedian Birth: April 28, 1950
In his speech President Bush said we need to rebuild Iraq, provide the people with jobs, and give them hope. If it works there maybe we'll try it in ….
According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of….
I love all these politicians, they all say the same thing - 'We'll give California back to the people.' Yeah, great, now that it's not worth anything….
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder..
The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled..
President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy….
At Ken Lay's funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a dream, Ken Lay had a schem….
The Obama administration asked General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner to step down, and he agreed. This is good news for Obama; the last time he tried to ge….
We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year..
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction t….
The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety Bo….
Republicans are now saying that Dan Rather should lose his job because he misled the country with bogus information. Which is odd because the Democra….
In an interview with Univision, President Obama said if there's one thing he's learned, it's that you can't change Washington from within. So what is….
With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The cos….
Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You kn….
Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on thei….
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also a country. Did y….
The Democratic Leadership Council has named Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to design a plan to help define an agenda to the Democratic party. Althoug….
Real movement in the Kerry campaign now. His poll numbers are moving, donations are moving, endorsements are moving. The only thing not moving is his….
With high definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion..
Here's the latest from the Pentagon -- the generals are worried that the White House is spreading itself thin by trying to fight a war on two fronts;….