Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by aliens….

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!.

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest….

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends ….

It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as Crack Classic..

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before..

Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's got a new slogan: 'P….

There are 249 millionaires in Congress. Remember a couple of years ago when this new Congress told us they had the solution to the recession? Apparen….

Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife..

Republicans are always criticizing President Obama for using the teleprompter. Is that a big deal? After eight years of George Bush, I'm glad we have….

Political analysts say that President Bush's re-election strategy is to try and convince Americans that he's a war president. I don't get that, do yo….

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine c….

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence..

At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what's the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down..

The Obama administration has revealed the size of America's nuclear arsenal. We have 1,000 warheads aimed at China, 1,000 aimed at Russia, and the re….

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little ….

According to the L.A. Times, Attorney General John Ashcroft wants to take "a harder stance" on the death penalty. What's a harder stance on the death….

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden..

My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting….

There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Cr….

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'.