There is a penalty for trying to knock down a cockpit door, but it's the people who try to go from coach to 1st class they really beat up..

This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his mo….

I don't understand the United Nations. They have selected Iran to sit on the U.N.'s women's rights panel. Iran! Also on the panel - Ben Roethlisberge….

A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek ….

American Taliban John Walker Lindh has pleaded guilty to two counts of terrorism and will face twenty years in prison. I guess that means his jihad i….

AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, "The ….

Comedy is the only profession where love from a stranger is better than love from a family member. You need to perform for strangers to see if you're….

The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings and loans….

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women..

If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?".

I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do som….

Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the hum….

When we finally have this recall election in October, there could be as many as 200 people on the ballot. And you know what's really scary? Most of t….

Wikipedia was offline after an overheating problem at one of its data centers. It was pretty bad. For a while there, people had nowhere to go for pho….

The White House has finally found one guy that kinda remembers serving with President Bush in the National Guard. Now they just need to find someone ….

We've got the government shutdown, but the beginning of Obamacare. You know what that means? You can now complain to your doctor about the government….

Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who couldn't be more thrille….

There are now more obese people in the United States than there are overweight people. I think it's safe to say that after all these years, Diet Coke….

An intruder broke into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas while he was sleeping but got out before Tyson could get to him. I don't know what's scar….

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he ….

Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of a bad back….