A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig's brain to a man's brain -- and the man's brain did….

A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil….

Over in Iraq after you vote they paint your finger purple so you can't vote again. It's a flawless system. It works perfectly unless, of course, some….

They say that most airline seats on planes today are meant for 170-pound passengers. The last time the average American weighed 170 pounds, the Wrigh….

In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housin….

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch..

Contact with the customer is what business is all about..

If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it, or you can slice it up and give some t….

President Bush said that American workers will need new skills to get the new jobs in the 21st century. Some of the skills they're going to need are ….

Chris Christie has officially endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Christie said President Obama is 'shrinking the American pie.' And believe me, if t….

Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he's not doing good in Afghanistan either..

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress..

Happiness is a privilege..

President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?.

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend.

Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping ….

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up..

According to a British poll, you've only got a one in five chance of achieving your childhood career ambition. Which probably explains why you don't ….

So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?".

They determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.'.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war in Iraq, he didn't expect P….