Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. ... They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the clo….

President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States..

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward..

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking..

The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read i….

The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House said, 'no no,' that they have ….

The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He….

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the….

President Bush admitted that the United States went to war in Iraq based on bad intelligence. But he says knowing what we know now he would still do ….

Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of global warm….

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America..

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months..

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare..

President Bush announced a major new plan for the United States to put a man on the moon, which would be a really big story if this were 1962. Bush s….

As we watched Judge Clarence Thomas's Supreme Court confirmation hearings, all of the commentators said the same thing: 'One of these people in t….

The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt..

Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure. George W….

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?.

According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Tr….

The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride..

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for An….