The big rumor going around is, we may begin bombing Iraq. Or, as the White House calls it, Operation Keep Enron Off The Front Page..

The L.A. Times reports that al Qaeda terrorists have been traced to Iran, and President Bush is talking tough. In fact he said he will attack the min….

In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barac….

Scientists say that Texas and Antarctica were connected at one time. In fact, early Mexicans used to go through Texas to try to sneak into Antarctica..

Border agents have now been issued air guns that shoot pepper balls at people coming across the Mexican border. Have they thought this through? Is th….

Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling peop….

Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick?.

Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it wa….

Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer..

Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you li….

The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamac….

The Obama administration has admitted that under Obamacare, you might not be able to keep your doctor. At first the president guaranteed you'd be abl….

Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems ….

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years….

In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years….

People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show. We tried to have other presidents on, b….

A new study finds that women use their whole brain when listening and men only use half of their brain. You see, men use the other half of their brai….

How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, the….

In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't it? It's ov….

John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed….

The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels anymore..