Occupation: Comedian Birth: April 28, 1950
They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out..
Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling appeared before Congress. Do you think they even bothered swearing him in? Now he is denying he lied to Congress la….
The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks..
The White House has now released military documents that they say prove George Bush met his requirements for the National Guard. Big deal, we've got ….
President Bush appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a huge campaign event. Only in California can a governor who speaks German and a president who ….
Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter t….
Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The o….
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke..
Speaker John Boehner complained that Barack Obama ordered the U.S. military into combat in Libya without clearly defining the mission to the American….
Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?..
Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, la….
The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own show on Fox ….
Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daught….
The entire spring and summer line from Marc Jacobs was stolen on the way to the fashion show in Paris. The thief is considered armed and fabulous..
Congratulations to Mexico. They upset Brazil to win a gold medal in men's soccer. And after the Olympics ended, the Mexican soccer team, of course, r….
John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?.
You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network..
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think ….
A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead..
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand..
A new study shows that American students are becoming less proficient in science, and if the trend continues, we will become a nation that's science ….