Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same el….

Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las ….

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them..

A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid to audit peo….

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?.

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back..

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?.

Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billio….

Here's an uplifting story. Congratulations to the Little League team from Huntington Beach, California. Yeah, they beat Japan to win the Little Leagu….

It seems that researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the weight loss, it's a….

You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way aroun….

President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can….

House Speaker John Boehner says President Obama should have clearly outlined his exact plans before bombing Libya. Apparently it's only Iraq where yo….

Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See f….

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday.

There's this huge controversy over the fact that President Bush apparently received credit for National Guard service in Alabama in '72 and '73 even ….

If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just don't like your prod….

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My staff didn't know, Arnold's staff didn't know, I w….

A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of chocolate is actually go….

Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare..

Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore..