President Bush went out touting his economic record in Ohio last week. Now this is a state that lost 225,000 jobs since Bush took office. You know, i….

The FBI is urging all Americans to beware of any letters or packages that have badly misspelled words. Man, this is going to be terrible news for the….

According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expen….

The Republicans finally got some good news over the weekend. The North Koreans set off a nuclear bomb. Thank God. It was so powerful it knocked the M….

(Gray) Davis said yesterday that he is going to fight like a Bengal tiger, which I believe is also an endangered species..

Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one of 12 children. He grew up in a two room hom….

US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less….

Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, the….

Attorney General John Ashcroft said there is a new credible terrorist threat. He said everything is under control; not to panic. And then he went bac….

It seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing to hunt a guy down and shoot….

As you know President Bush has been traveling around the country trying to sell his new Social Security plan. He wants to take our retirement money a….

British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don'….

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist..

Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomina….

Osama bin Laden has hired 10 look-alikes. Now, how hard up do you have to be before you take that job? There's no way to win! If Osama dies, you don'….

I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars l….

They said these North Korean missiles had enough range to hit Seattle, but residents in Seattle were not worried. Today Bill Gates said Microsoft has….

Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, ….

There are over 30 doctors running for the US Congress this year. That's going to be rather strange. Half the time these folks will be playing God and….

In Huntington Beach, California, three police instructors lost their jobs after ordering two cadets who were caught smoking to eat cigarette sandwich….

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go..