As if this whole thing isn't confusing enough, election officials announced this week that the alphabet on the ballot will begin with the letter R, t….

In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside ….

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England"..

President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed an….

55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!.

Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed..

The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparen….

50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years..

9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Bo….

There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know where he is now? Visiting Mexico, which I think means that he is definitely going t….

Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you're not goin….

The longest-serving Republican Senator, Alaska's Ted Stevens, found guilty just a few hours ago on all charges in his corruption trial. Do you know t….

John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news media. Luckily, his hair brok….

The military said we'll be able to confirm Saddam is dead with DNA testing. Apparently we have a sample of his DNA. So Monica Lewinsky is working for….

Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a ti….

The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for..

The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act ….

A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, "I didn't even k….

Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. ….