Occupation: Comedian Birth: April 28, 1950
Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fi….
ESPN has announced that they are launching a 3-D sports network. Industry analysts say this will absolutely revolutionize the way Americans don't wat….
In his first speech as Speaker, Boehner thanked his loved ones - tobacco lobbyists, the oil companies, the CEOs..
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot..
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet the next day the malls wi….
According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama a….
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best frie….
The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden..
More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton..
The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market..
Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare..
Today the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama bin Laden? We c….
People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, lea….
In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife….
Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese ki….
Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in two languages..
President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating..
When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States..
Here's an interesting figure: 43 percent of the incoming congressional freshmen are millionaires. The other 57 percent are Democrats..
U.N. weapons inspectors found empty chemical warheads in Iraq. So, the question everyone is asking now is how did Sean Penn miss this?.
Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team..