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The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act ….
A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, "I didn't even k….
Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. ….
President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike..
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular..
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver..
It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy..
Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to ….
President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will. ….
As you know, there were lots of huge marches around the country yesterday to protest the immigration laws. The marches had quite an impact on busines….
Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants..
Congratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to Chica….
More warnings issued by all branches of the government today that another terrorist attack is imminent. We're not sure when, we're not sure where, ju….
Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs..
And some sad news... the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similariti….
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year..
Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Repu….
While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government official. Bill….
Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform..
According to CNN, Donald Rumsfeld said the war in Iraq did not go according to plan. And President Bush said, 'What? We had a plan?'.
Hillary Clinton said she hopes America is ready for a woman in the Oval Office. That was the great thing about her husband Bill: he was always ready ….