Hillary Clinton said she hopes America is ready for a woman in the Oval Office. That was the great thing about her husband Bill: he was always ready ….

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?.

According to a new poll, 50 percent of Americans think the country is divided. The other 50 percent think it isn't..

John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting. Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called a 'chari….

I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!".

We should make politicians dress like race car drivers -- when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit..

Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, t….

Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery ….

As you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants….

Well, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask, don't t….

President Obama's been reaching out to Iran, reaching out to Cuba, reaching out to Latin America. The only place he can't seem to be able to reach ou….

According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted….

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al G….

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street.

I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair..

Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, ….

But the good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't hav….

According to the Mayans, the world is supposed to end in the year 2012. Are you buying that? When's the last time you even ran into a Mayan?.

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees..

Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he's not gonna run. But I'll tell ya, if Arnold does run, he bet….

President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'.