Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any t….

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find….

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that y….

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you..

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing..

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in th….

It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier fo….

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now..

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat..

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count)..