I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I thi….

I use very few muscles at the best of times..

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show..

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs..