Occupation: Satirist Birth: November 28, 1962
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from t….
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on..
Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?.
Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla..
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed the….
It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo..….
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something..
They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they….
We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves..
When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?.
Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic..
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies..
I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building..
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake..
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly weari….
You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach..
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected..
You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want..
They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing tha….
In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?.