Occupation: Humorist Birth: April 21, 1818 Death: October 14, 1885
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope..
It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so..
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go..
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there..