I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just….

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well..

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lo….

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional..

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages..

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses..

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them f….

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing..

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness..

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers..

Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really h….

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me..

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'.

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in ….

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage..

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that..

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals..

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another..

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys..