I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the cou….

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled..

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another..

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick..

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages..

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you..

I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings..

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit..

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me..

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good..

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in ….

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time..

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys..

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'….

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor..

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses..

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and fo….

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers..

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering..

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want..