Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes..

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor..

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in ….

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time..

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys..

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses..

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and fo….

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them f….

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and differ….

I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That'….

When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially a….

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - ….

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lo….

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that..

I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just….

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material..

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage..

'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.'.

Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really h….

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the co….