A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the wor….

The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty..

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness..

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven..

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak flu….

The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well..

Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it was going to be co-produc….

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up..

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing..

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers..

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push..

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional..

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another..

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit..

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good..

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled..

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering..

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages..

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together..

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me..

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'.