You won't skid if you stay in a rut..

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on..

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness..

The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know..

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers..

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? ".

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it..

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work..

Politics makes strange post-masters..

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on..

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game..

Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it..

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him..

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men..

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick..

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought..

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune..

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted..

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk..

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it..

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands..