The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket..

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness..

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation..

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one..

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit..

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech..

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job..

It's the good loser who finally loses out..

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weaknes….

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny..

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost..

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late..

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you..

All the world loves a good loser..

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag..

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain..

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home..

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'..

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married..

A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed..

One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion..