Explore Quotes by Kin Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

Many a family tree needs trimming

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

All the world loves a good loser.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.