All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o….

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference..

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility..

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you..

Many a family tree needs trimming.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people..

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers..

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely..

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted..

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler..

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you..

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed..

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them..

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs..

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best..

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more..

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled..

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong..

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names..

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk..

Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them..