Explore Quotes by Kin Hubbard

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.