Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches..

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster..

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right..

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on..

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable..

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation..

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper..

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day..

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends..

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store..

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work..

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school..

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower..

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas..

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them..

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest..

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause..

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about..

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense..

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out..