Occupation: Comedian Birth: December 5, 1968
Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I….
I have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that more people had respect for the English language..
Like the Birth Of Venus, the song [Yello "oh, Yeah"] denotes the birth of the bro. The song just reminds me of bros looking out over lowered Ray-Bans….
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution..
In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I'm a foreigner. I'm always a foreigner..
That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most ….
If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person..
It's completely unsexy [Yello, "Oh Yeah" 1985]. It does capture that weird '80s materialism and "We're gonna get it on now" vibe. But it's a very juv….
[Smoking] was a comfort, an occupation, a drug, a casual habit, a distraction, a way to not eat, a way to not pay attention, a way to not feel..
When it comes to children, my mom doesn't believe in borders. She loves all children, and that's a good example of mothering the world. I need to do ….
My philosophy is, "murder the rapist in your mind so you stop killing yourself." I've seen, in my lifetime, that sexual abuse has turned into self-ab….
If you are a woman, if you are a person of color, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are person of i….
All the songs on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the encapsulation of heterosexual love. I have different records for gay sex..
There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females..
Comedians and people in general have a cultural right to talk about their own culture and race..
People are so sensitive about race that they can't hear someone speaking about their life in a very true way, or doing satire or political parody..
Your goal is to write that masterpiece. Yello's masterpiece was "Oh Yeah." Whatever I say about the song doesn't matter, because it has a huge impact….
I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life..
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what we have learned. To teach wh….
My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to..
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever..