I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution..

I am always writing no matter what I am doing and no matter what it is for..

If public figures came out of the closet, then the LGBT kids who saw them on TV would feel safe, before they even knew why they felt dangerous. Maybe….

I've always wanted to have tattoos. I grew up around people who were very tattooed. It's a self-expression thing; it's also helped me claim my body a….

The best tattooists are in San Francisco, and they're kind of like my family now. I'm always excited to come back to San Francisco..

I think I started out okay but with AIDS came a great deal of silence about gayness and this period of lose and morning, but at the same time a kind ….

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?.

My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divin….

In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I'm a foreigner. I'm always a foreigner..

I'm a huge fan of the people and things that are considered the epitomes of tastelessness - things like drag and raunchy comedy..

I mean, what's great about touring is that's what you do. You're in a constant state of motion and then you stop to do a show and you move onto the n….

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky ….

I don't know why it's anyone's business! People do what they need to do. I did it, and it was nowhere near as traumatic as being raped. I was so numb….

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president..

I think that when you are accused of being in bad taste it can be quite positive. You're challenging the notions of polite society. I'd like to put a….

We should retain our anger in the face of injustice and not be shamed by that..

Like the Birth Of Venus, the song [Yello "oh, Yeah"] denotes the birth of the bro. The song just reminds me of bros looking out over lowered Ray-Bans….

I love tattooed women, maybe because they are uncontrollable, they are themselves to the point of drawing symbols of their power on their skin. Talk ….

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women..

I always thought that people told you that you're beautiful-that this was a title that was bestowed upon you. [...] I think that it's time to take th….

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At….