If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence..

One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can not do in life, and this i….

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate..

No wonder all the great comedians had such destructive private lives. ... After you get the audience into that kind of frenzy, and you are being wors….

I voice my opinions on social media and I have people threatening me with violence. It is troubling but I can fight back, which is good..

I will never stop complaining..

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity..

Grow up and let anyone try to content with the adult you..

That notion that we're in the post-racism, post-sexism world is so not true..

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I th….

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist..

People have a lot of shame and suffering around it and I felt that the best thing I could do was to share my experiences, which I have been doing for….

It's always considered bad taste to comment on a tragedy right when it's happening, but I love when something is considered too soon to talk about be….

A lot of the actresses who were around when I started, I don't know where they are. Comics stick around..

It's not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no….

To be a feminist is to be alive..

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them..

I was about 17 or 18 and there were a lot of clubs and dancing. It was the beginning of rave culture and a lot of ecstasy. Because of all the drugs, ….

When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she said was 'Oh maybe it's better if you just ….

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant..

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form..