The intention is to make people laugh, to make people happy. It's unselfish, it's in the service of others, and as a comedian you are making yourself….

I love Wilco's "I'm the Man Who Loves You." Nels Cline has that weird guitar slide at the beginning and the song is whispered actually..

My life is anything but typical..

My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and ….

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you..

I'm lucky that I have good genetics. Like you said, it just gets better as I get older..

I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy ….

Anger and comedy are really connected..

Comedy is a noble art..

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!.

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel..

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves..

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter..

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff..

There's lot of social censorship now, especially in this era of ubiquitous social media..

I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it..

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'.

Tattooing is my social life, too, so most of my time is taken up with that. People like Henry Lewis, Mike Davis at Everlasting Tattoo..

I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybo….

strange, there's so much religion in the world, but only enough to make us fight over who is right, not enough to make us love one another..

The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me..