Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?.

My history in show business spans over a quarter of a century, and I have seen many people in the industry struggle with coming out, only to find muc….

I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at it in the right way, if you can accep….

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion..

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out..

I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide. I don't know if I could sta….

I knew I was crazy because I was watching Jesus Christ Superstar and the part where Jesus carries the cross up the mountain, I actually said to mysel….

I could definitely rock out to Kraftwerk's "Tour De France," Tubeway Army, or Gary Numan. All of that stuff has an infectious beat, but with "Oh Yeah….

I use my work as catharsis. That's often the best thing that we can do, is to allow ourselves to rage because it's so rare that we get to. We're told….

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor..

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those ….

I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great..

No matter what these terrorists do, I refuse to be terrorized. All this requires is just a few alterations in our day to day lives. For example, my f….

I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, ar….

Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try to be happy, because you may not see tomorro….

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh..

Christ's purpose was to really show how everyone can be loved and how everyone should be loved and accepted..

I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much..

I always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes..

I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming..

I'm a survivor. But I'm also victim, too. Surviving has the connotation that you've been through it, you lived through it and that's wonderful - but ….