Occupation: Comedian Birth: December 5, 1968
I loved everything. I read everything. Art and poetry and literature and trash and sci fi. I didn't know what I would become yet and I needed to read….
I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe..
I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can….
As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy..
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate..
It makes it very hard to say what you believe in and not be attacked for it. And it's not fair; I'm Korean, but I'm not supposed to talk about my exp….
I really (became) very independent. I was start(ed) to write one-woman shows and mak(e) films and to me I think I really felt like my choice (was) mo….
I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome..
I have a box of awards in the closet. I think it is weird to put them out. I might if I had an Emmy or Oscar, but I don't..
People like Sean Penn, he is someone that is politically progressive and yet is still at the top of his game in the industry. So I love that he is ou….
I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself..
I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing th….
I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?.
I think sex is really about the self, and really a self-reflection..
The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me..
It's hard to find peace with your thighs, but when they chafe, try to be grateful for them. Your thighs let you run and get you where you want to go.….
That it is not the people who really feel that way, but it is people who have the most money to fire up these propaganda campaigns, these like, basic….
I think political correctness really does help us when it serves us but it doesn't help us when it silences us..
It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful..
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice wh….
I was crazy about the song "Doot Doot," so I usually love this genre of weird, European electronic..