I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too..

You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad..

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter..

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again..

The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth..

I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally. If I get trolled, [my frie….

We must know who we are, so we can know what we want, so we don't end up wanting the wrong thing and get it and realize we don't want it, because by ….

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots..

I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, 'You have to lose w….

That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most ….

The label of tasteful or tasteless is so often used to silence people and to maintain the status quo. It's used to shame people for not following the….

When we're talking about feminism, I get sort of lost in the argument. Because as a woman of color, I don't know where I belong in this argument. Whe….

I have so much hate that it has turned into love..

Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I….

I am star-struck but also I've known a lot of people for a long time. Like I'm super star-struck by Grant Lee Phillips and Jon Brion but I've known t….

I have a song about how much I hate emojis and the lazy thinking of people who use them. I wish that more people had respect for the English language..

If you are a woman, if you're a person of color, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person of ….

That's part of being an artist; you have to be that sensitive..

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs f….

What happened in the 80's was that all the men died of AIDS. That was a particularly depressing time because so many people passed away and it was a ….

It's okay for you to have relationships, but it's not okay to talk about them. It's not okay to be out or to be public about it. It's not okay to be ….