I started [performing] so young that it might have just been that I kind of had to grow up and make people understand that I was worth listening to, ….

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the p….

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American..

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary..

Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism..

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -.

I grew up a witness to gay politics in its early days. I remember seeing Harvey Milk and been moved by him..

My parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do..

Its funny because when I did feel like I came out and I just felt like I was being truthful to myself, (it was at) that point I became very successfu….

I was lucky. I always had really great friends in my personal life, people always just knew who I was. It wasn't until I was in show business where t….

I definitely support free speech..

I think that reaching out to kids that feel really isolated is a life saving gesture that we have a responsibility as older queers to do..

Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out o….

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else..

It’s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else’s story..

Sexual fulfillment goals, to make them happen, you have to work on them as a project. I don't think it's a bad thing..

In my life, I don't wear makeup, I don't care about any of the trappings of the "feminine," or how I look in photographs. To me, it's irrelevant, whi….

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I th….

To be a feminist is to be alive..

I was about 17 or 18 and there were a lot of clubs and dancing. It was the beginning of rave culture and a lot of ecstasy. Because of all the drugs, ….

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form..