Occupation: Comedian Birth: December 5, 1968
I was in Toronto when they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome. I was in the airport and there were these big snow….
I feel like this song [Yello, "Oh Yeah"] was probably done in a couple of minutes in a studio. There was probably no thought behind it; they were jus….
Since I became a dancer, I have felt much better about myself..
Silence is so often applauded and those who speak out are often called tasteless..
I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?.
I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet..
I think reality television is such a special talent..
I refer to myself as gay, but I’m married to a man..
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birth….
There's this idea like feminism is humorless and humorless in a way that's like a whistleblower. Like you're going to - you're going to make sure tha….
To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important..
There are definitely racial problems in this country [the USA]. Comedy is a way we can figure out how to solve it, and how to solve it without making….
Often something that is in bad taste or considered to be in bad taste is something that's just very true but that people are unwilling to discuss or ….
I don't understand the whole Christian conservativism doesn't make sense to me because I was raised very Christian and its kind of an odd thing but m….
I don't like catchphrases either. A current one would be, "Bye, Felicia." It's used so much that we don't even know the origin anymore..
I think if somebody does something stupid, it's okay to make fun of them, but [celebrities] have also gotten very conscious about social media, kind ….
I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders..
[Fur] is really ridiculous. It's outrageous. We're not living in igloos. We don't need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur….
I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a p….
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach..
You have to constantly recreate yourself in show business, which is a very fast thing, especially now with the tremendous speed of social media. Ther….